I put the sad in quesadilla❀☺ ✌bands/jordan witzigreuter❀/cats☺seinfeld/etc. whatever ✞ Romans 12:2❀☺☻

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
me: chill

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like